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Hello everyone! Welcome back to Dark Souls and to SideQuest and to No Man's Wharf...
which I think we're about done with. I could be wrong.
Ambush?
Who would ambush little old me?
Oh, I see
I am the one who is ambush
Ha-ha!
Oops
That was close
Almost, uh...
messed up the ambush
Hey, sneaky person
Wait, are you sneaky or are you stuck?
You look stuck. Can I get a hand?
Oh, no, you're just... you're sneaky
Good... good sneaking, sneaky person
Hope it was worth it
Yeah, what are you? What are you? What are you? What the heck are you?
Yikes!
Wow, what are you?
Scared the heck out of me.
That sure was a thing out of nowhere.
Aren't any more of you sneaking about -- I hope -- ah! Jeez.
Shoulda just... just shouldn't have said anything.
You. Stop. Being a problem.
Assassin thing?
I'm gonna hide in here.
Ugh, come on.
Enemies every which way.
All right.
Wake up! Wake up!
It's time to start the day! All right, your day's done.
Good work. Take a nap.
Fragrant branch of yore! Excellent, I have two of those now and I can buy a third from, uh...
Is it safe to, uh...
roll through those? I guess I just did.
It's probably fine.
Just in case, let's do this instead.
Um...
Unless this is...
the less safe option, in which case...
Huh, that's not doing anything. Okay!
Rolling it is.
And I'm poisoned. Well...
That's what I get. Whoa, that poison is fast-acting!
And long-lasting.
Yikes!
Not a fan of that
Yeesh
Good to know, though
Enemy ahead and then weakness fire
Hmm
And dark souls, too
Thanks for watching!
Hello. Don't mind me. Your house is lovely. Oh, hey!
Dwarf? I'll wait.
I love this guy's design. This guy looks awesome.
Oh.
Hey, Gavlan.
Gavlan wants soul. Many, many souls.
What you want?
With Gavlan, you will. You deal.
Well, hello, new favorite character.
Ooh, sell? That's promising.
What are you selling? Increases poise. That seems worth spending five thousand on, and it probably will.
And poison arrows. That may also be worth a little cash.
Poison moss. Yeah, I should probably grab some of those. Poison-throwing knife. I'm sensing a theme.
Well, let's go ahead and grab that poise ring.
And let's go ahead and grab...
I don't know, let's grab ten. How much does that cost? Six hundred? Yeah, I can swing that.
Ten poison arrows for now.
And, uh...
Oof, that moss is expensive, though.
Yeah, I'll grab one, just to be safe. Just in case something happens.
Sell.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, yes!
Excuse me a moment.
All right, this inventory is already starting to look way more manageable than it used to.
After getting rid of all those duplicates.
And I got a good number of souls back for it, too!
This is great! I hope you come home with me!
Heck, at that rate, I am gonna buy... another one of these.
Maybe a few more of those arrows, too.
Ah, what the heck.
I'll take all you got.
Now let's talk!
All right, so...
Simple man with simple needs. All right, cool.
Good to meet you!
Many thanks!
[evil laughter]
I agree!
For real, though, you should-- you should come back with me.
I'm opening this door.
Let us leave together!
Ah, here, I'll even kill your, uh... warden here.
Ah!
See, now I can leave!
How great is that?
[grunt]
It's great!
[grunt]
Go home?
Yep!
And you should come, too!
[grunt]
Hey!
All right, so...
Guess I'll start heading back this way.
Ah! Launch it.
Start taking care of these fellas.
And start slowly making my way back down.
So that I may board the ship, I'm guessing.
I'll probably run back to the bonfire first.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's the worst. That's the worst!
That is the worst.
Ow! Oh, crap!
Ugh!
Boy, getting caught in the back with that flurry is...
brutal!
Guess it does give me a shortcut back to the bonfire, though.
Kinda want all those souls, though. I gotta... gotta go retrieve that.
There we go.
So let's take care of these guys, because on my way back...
I spied a thing.
Very interesting-looking thing.
Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no, not again! Not again with that!
Yeesh!
Those combos!
Those combos, though!
Scimitar! Cool!
Okay, so, the thing I spied...
You!
Another place for a pharaoh's lockstone!
Hey!
You mind?
Cool, I can't tell for sure what that did. I'd better deal with this archer first.
Cool that the lights are on, though. Eesh.
Really can't tell what the light's doing.
Ugh, stop it!
You archers!
Kinda thought it might illuminate another secret door or something, but uh...
Kinda just seems to be a light.
I guess I'll take it.
Lights are cool.
Yeah, let me get back with all these souls now.
So uh, we don't lose 'em.
Spend some stuff back home, come back...
...then...
...see if I can get myself on board a ship.
A ghost ship.
Hmm, it just occurred to me as I said that, that...
...if it's an actual ghost ship...
...and ghosts follow the same rules as they did in Dark Souls 1...
...I may not be able to do a darn thing about them.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
[♫ intro ♫]
Hey, have you got anything new to say?
Oh, your devotion to your covenant has deepened. You have gained a rank.
How'd I do that?
Did I just wear the ring for a long time?
Did I achieve stuff out in Hyde's...
...moving castle?
I will always be here...
...watching over you.
Aw.
Bloodbite ring, cool!
[♫ intro ♫]
I have.
Yeah, I guess if you just kind of sit around town all day...
...you don't really...
...come up with many new topics to talk about.
Still, though, I wonder how I deepened that covenant.
Ah, you know what I'm gonna do?
I got 12,000 souls here, so I'm gonna spend 'em...
Yeah, I'm gonna spend 'em on that...
expensive...item...
called "fragrant branch of yore."
I want it. Give it here.
Now I got one for each statue thingy.
Thank you, kindly.
You bet.
Alright.
Well, no more souls left, so...
[♫ intro ♫]
Alright, let's see...
Direction, direction, direction...how to...
Huh.
Doesn't go where I expected.
How do I get to where I'm trying to go here?
Still really curious what lighting...
that big lantern changed.
'Cause I'm sure it's something.
Just not sure what.
[♫ outro ♫]
Geez.
Kinda got ambushed here and I died. Oh, man.
Got a little reckless there.
Trying to make it to a boat.
I wonder how silly of me it would be to just try booking it.
I'm kinda curious to try.
Let's see what happens.
I mean, worst case we just die one more time. That's fine.
I can afford a death or two. And look how much faster this goes.
Let's see here. Charge, charge, charge. Nope, can't go that way.
So, let's double back a little. Roll in here.
Charge through.
Heal a bit.
Keep on a-movin'.
Roll.
Run.
Hey, everybody's gone. That's fine.
Roll again, roll again.
Thought that was an enemy for a second. It's not.
Oh, geez.
I definitely don't need to get myself in deep while this guy's still alive.
Oh, geez, they're still following. Okay, they're...
way more follow-y than they used to be.
[chuckles]
But I think we might've gotten away with it.
That was a little overkill, but I think... we may have gotten away with it.
What's up?
Gotcha... punk.
Now...
Oh!
Now that we are here, here is the way to go.
Oh, geez.
Ohhh...
I think the light's on, so...
They will refuse to come out here!
That's great!
Not loving the, uh...
constant arrows, but... you know, otherwise...
Uh-huh.
Nice!
Watch it!
Wonder if there are any items in there.
I may just assume... I don't know.
I mean, they're not gonna come out here, right?
But, they don't seem to be taking damage either.
Oh, they are gonna come out of here. Geez, that's not good.
[laughs]
Ugh, reckless.
And now I pay for it.
Ah, geez, you showed up fast.
Ehh...
Careful, careful, careful.
Out of Estus already.
Ah, this is what I have wrought.
Well, I don't see any items in here...
and I don't really feel like dealing with him, so...
Ah, you know what? He's alone. Screw it.
I... will just... kill you!
You suck.
But, I don't see any items in here, so...
That's alright, we had to check.
Now we know.
Ah, and here I bet if I can find a switch or something to flip...
I can lower a drawbridge. Knockdown!
Yes!
You know what?
I'm going back to the bonfire because I'm dead, so...
Good. Great.
Let us just pretend that is exactly what I want it to happen.
Ugh, the archers out here.
Quite the nuisance, these archers.
But hey, I'm right back here now. That's pretty great.
Gimme that.
Yeah!
Ooh, dark souls too!
Let me get on a boat!
Why don't you want to let me get on a boat?
Dark souls, you never let me do what I want.
So I noticed this time that there were some guys...
who are hanging off the little ledge here, waiting to ambush me, so...
Now I know.
That was part of the ambush I dealt with last time, so...
good to be aware of it now.
Alright, gimme that.
Gimme this item.
And now...
we start making our way...
across the pier...
toward... the boat!
Oh! And a potential friend! Hello!
What's this though? Is this just a thing or is it a...
Can I wheel it up?
Kinda wanna wheel it up.
Hmm.
Oh well.
Eh, let's make a friend.
Harsh.
That's fair.
Ah, so...
Gonna have to raise that intelligence stat a ways...
Before he will even talk to me.
High standards.
Well, okay, not even that high standards. My intelligence is woefully low.
So really he just has standards, period.
Which I can't really blame him for, so...
Fair enough.
No one sneaking up? Cool, alright. Well then, let's get on a boat, finally!
All aboard!
Wait a minute.
Why are you punks following me?
You...
are not invited...
on the boat!
Get lost!
It's my boat.
Get your own boat.
Alright.
Uh...
Boss ahead. Nuts.
Very well.
If I must defeat a boss to claim my boat, then I will.
Get outta here. My boat.
And so forth.
Is that the boss over there?
Doesn't look terribly boss-like
But he -- well, maybe he is
Hard to say
No, no, this is like those guys in Lost Bastille
I fought several of your kind
And will do so again, no doubt
I should check below decks, I guess
Let's top off
And...
All right, let's go -- well, this isn't a chest, is it?
No, no, it's just some boxes. Okay
Let's go below decks, then
Clear out the holds of any stowaways
Because as I said before, this is my boat
It'll go nicely next to my mansion
And I will fight you for it
Oh my
You're an interesting one
What a neat design
The club's on this side, cemetery's on the other
Tag.
Ooh hoo hoo.
I got lucky there, that should've - that should've hit me.
Alright.
Let's see, maybe I can use this
mast to defend
myself a bit.
Whoops.
Bad decision, bad decision.
It's alright, he gave me an instant.
A very brief one, a very brief one.
For which I will punish him. Ah! Okay.
Alright.
And you get hit. Okay.
Uh oh, cemetery, cemetery!
Ha ha ha.
It's going well, though.
Just gotta be careful.
"Flexile Sentry," what a weird name.
Oh, that's a cool move.
Trixie.
Ah!
Heal up.
Schmack!
All right, just a few more hits and we got you.
Yeesh!
Probably didn't need to roll there. Probably had a window, but...
got a little nervous.
Don't want to make any reckless mistakes just yet.
Eh, I was a bit late for going in for an attack, but that's okay.
Agh! Forgot that there would be a third attack there.
Ah, I do need to be rolling toward him instead of away.
Need to remember that.
There we go, got it right.
Eh, careful, careful, careful!
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Oh no, that's bad.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
I almost lost this fight... for that mistake.
Ah, I didn't need to use another one.
That's okay, I'm a little... a little nervous now.
And now I kill you. Goodbye.
Whew!
I won, but that was a little too close.
Because of my reckless, reckless behavior.
Still, happy for a victory.
Happy for a victory.
[water flowing]
So... ah, there's a ladder.
Let me double-check and make sure there's nothing back here that I missed.
Are we sinking?
Feels like this place is getting more and more full of water.
All right.
What lies ahead?
Huh.
Hmm.
A chest.
Pyromancy Flame and Fireball!
That is excellent.
That is great.
Uh...
A little shadowy spot here.
That's probably fine.
And...
some sort of navigation device.
My boat.
Let us be off!
Anchors away!
Huh.
Where am I?
Liar ahead
Dishonesty so soon
We just got here
Wherever "here" is
♪ doo doo doo doo doo ♪
Praise the sun or something
Indeed
Treasures
Jumping
All of these things await
Illusory walls, even
Ugh, screw all y'all
Not here, that's true
Alright, what do we got?
Hmm
Could kinda use a bonfire here
Wasn't really looking for a whole
combat scenario so quickly
Ah, they're dreaming
So cute
Well, let's go ahead and engage just to make sure
I am not looking for surprises
so quickly after arriving in a new space
Where are we off to?
Ah, upward!
Hey, I saw an item
And?
Where are we?
Seem to be in a jail
Not my favorite place to be
It has been my past experience in Souls games that...
the jails are where the nightmares stay.
Oh. Hey, lost Bastille!
So soon.
Guess we're arriving from the other entrance now.
Which I guess this is probably the main entrance, right?
A lot of cells.
Some with items.
Common fruit. Two of them.
Well, good.
It's dangerous to go alone.
Hey, that's what I'm looking for.
That is the stuff.
Let's head back, spend some Souls.
You have anything new to say? It's been a while.
Take these. Pick 'em up and...
Oh.
So generous. Is this because I bought a bunch of stuff?
Hey, not bad.
You're alright.
Alright, now settle down.
You got anything new?
Eh, pretty much the same old stuff.
I could stand to buy some life gems, though. I...
started running myself pretty low there.
Eh, I don't need that many.
Has anyone else come back here?
Eh, I've run into at least a couple other NPCs now.
I'd have thought at least the dwarf would come back to set up camp.
Hey, the pigs are back. Ugh.
These pigs...
What are we to do with 'em?
Anything else interesting happening back here? Not really
Apologies if some of these rooms get dark. I realize that YouTube tends to darken videos a little bit
Ki- What? Pig! Come on! Leave me alone! I got stuff to do
Well, I guess no one's hanging out back here yet
That's a shame. Maybe I'll run into that dwarf guy again soon
I briefly considered buying some more stuff from NPCs, but uh, I think I'll just go ahead and put all this into levels
Couldn't hurt
I haven't gotten a new Estus Flask shard, have I? Nope. Sad
All right, we can get a few now, so...
What to do? I'm thinking strength up to fifteen...
Endurance up to fourteen...
Fatality up to eleven. Yeah, let's go with that
All right!
I was gonna finish this episode by reading some item descriptions, but this episode's kinda gone on a bit long and it's getting really late at night, so I- I need to go to bed
But, starting next episode, I will read some of these item descriptions because we picked up a lot of stuff and uh, I bet a lot of it's good, but we'll get to that later